Wednesday, September 06, 2006


  • When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate!
  • If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
  • God grant me the senility to accept the things I cannot change, The frustration to try to change things I cannot affect, and the wisdom to tell the difference.
  • Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
  • Bungee jumping and skydiving are for wimps. If you want to experience true gut-wrenching terror, have children.

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